TRIBAL COUSINS : Chief Chitimukulu & Chief Mpezeni

Chief Mpenzeni and Chief Chitimukulu were
visiting Chief Mukuni and sat in his Insaka
enjoying Chibwantu and Gankata.
After a few cups of the brew, chief
Chitimukula started to brag:
Chitimukulu : My chiefdom brought you
Donald Nkabika of Andrew Kurt, who gave
us Mobile Toilets. We also have Kapembwa
Simbao who brought you Mobile Hospitals.
Not to be out done..Chief Mpezeni
interjected..
Mpezeni : Naseo tekupani a Mobile
President pela..Akulu mpuno

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